At Oxford Hills Speedway they will drag race anything--pickup trucks, ATVs, even snowmobiles. The little girl with windblown hair really makes this one for me, although the couple in matching "Laconia 2007" tank tops help out, too.

A conversion kit makes this car half Studebaker, half Thunderbird.

More Thunderbird.

Although my dad has no shortage of real guns, this is actually his airsoft replica pistol. I've photoshopped it to look just like the real Walther, and also slightly desaturated the photo to enhance the gritty feel.

These guns are also toys, but because of the way this was shot, no photoshop was necessary.

Yes, my dad owns a tractor. He rides it around. We're from Maine, what do you want?

He's so happy right now.

Partially completed porch back home.

Wild turkeys strut and squabble on the front lawn at home.

This retired airliner makes a cameo in "The Spinning Line"